Hello boys and girls, I'm back! I'm so sorry its taken so long to get back on line and blog away, but the boss had been hogging the computer all day. I've been wanting to tell you about the little adventures I've been up to and now thanks to the MDA, I can!
MDA you ask? The Singapore Media Development Authority. Yippee! Yes, we have a department for everything here, which makes Singapore so exciting. See, we need a department that will "develop the media". I know, all this time people outside of Singapore say things like "the press are gagged", "held to ransom to write what big brother tells them", or "forced to print propaganda to keep the masses in line" , but no, this is not true.. because now we have a "development Board", bewdy!
Personally I find it wonderful to read in the Straits Times about yet another new elevator installed in an HDB estate. I could read this story every day, and on most occasions, I do. Bliss.
And so how did I get back on the computer? ... because The MDA shut down the bosses favourite free porn site! XNXX. He hasn't taken it too well. He seems sort of lost, mumbling, walking in circles and a lot of fidgeting. But Wow! We have now been on more walkies a
nd river runs in a long time.
nd river runs in a long time.Thank you MDA! Thank you for shutting down free porn in Singapore. Thank you for developing the press. Singapore is now an even better place for all. And now i can use the computer again. Yippee!
Big face licks and lots of love.
Jessica
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