Shopping is a sport in Singapore. There is always a sale, and it's very competitive. Even more competitive than our Chinese Ping Pong team! I sometimes get to go shopping too at the Killiney Road pet shop with the boss. When we go, I get to see all the nicely dressed ladies with shopping bags. The boss told me the way to a Singaporean girls heart is to buy her stuff. I said, "you mean like, give her a bone", but the boss said that comes later.
First you have to take her to dinner a couple of times, call her (not sms), remember the date of her birthday, favourite flower, favourite colour, and then to really top it off, a nice gift. By the way, what is a Prada? Is it a car? hmmm? woof! Then, the bosses new lady friend comes to visit us a real lot...
I like Singapore girls, they are nice to me. The boss cooks up the dinner and does the washing up because Singapore girls don't know how to do that. I like the way they enjoy dinner like me. We chew toget
her with our mouths wide open, smile and sometimes talk, all at the same time! I just want to jump on their lap and lick the food from the corner of their mouths.
her with our mouths wide open, smile and sometimes talk, all at the same time! I just want to jump on their lap and lick the food from the corner of their mouths.After the boss has given her the tour of our house, which takes a couple of hours, he then takes her home to her parents house where she's lived for the entire 32 years of her life. Wow, I wish i could do that, but my mum lives on a sheep station in Adelaide.
See you soon for tummy rubs and big face licks.
Love Jessica
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